Little Miss Sunshine

Dwayne:I wish I could just sleep until I was eighteen and skip all this crap- high school and everything- just skip it.

Frank: You know Marcel Proust?

Dwayne: He’s the guy you teach.

Frank: Yeah. French writer. Total loser. Never had a real job. Unrequited love affairs. Gay. Spent 20 years writing a book almost no one reads. But he’s also probably the greatest writer since Shakespeare. Anyway, he uh- he gets down to the end of his life… and he looks back and decides that all those years he suffered- Those were the best years of his life, ’cause they made him who he was. All those years he was happy? You know, total waste. Didn’t learn a thing. So, if you sleep until you’re 18… Ah, think of the suffering you’re gonna miss. I mean high school? High school- Those are your prime suffering years. You don’t get better suffering than that.

Dwayne: You know what? Fuck beauty contests. Life is one fucking beauty contest after another. School, then college, then work… Fuck that. And fuck the Air Force Academy. If I want to fly, I’ll find a way to fly. You do what you love, and fuck the rest.

[转载]理论都是谎言

桑林志

最近从一个关于数学与物理的谈话里,看到毕加索的一句名言:theories are lies that help us to see the truth! 和我一直来的观念如此一致!

只有沉默,或者禅宗公案那样对答,才能不说谎——但是我们需要那些谎言。

想起在学校时一个场景。学校的醒目位置上有一个大时钟,但常常是停止不工作的。我们说,至少它每天有两次是完全准确的;而其它正常工作的钟表从没有完全准确的时候。

我们可以把一块停掉的表放在博物馆里,说这是世界上最准确的表。但是我们确实需要一块时时刻刻有误差,但是勤勤恳恳工作的手表啊。

菊花台

菊花台
波涛汹涌
皇帝很能干
皇后总是抓狂
太子演得非常好
蒋婵的确有过人处
绳子作武器创新江湖
宫殿造型奇特缺乏实用
中药两小时喝一次会中毒
周董要么是猴子要么是木头
被钩子击中死状真惨儿童不宜
满镜头棍子看得眼花缭乱冒金星
打更人数多阵容大声音吵装有文化
案发现场清理快效率高勇创和谐社会
充分反映小谋同学的品位低俗性格暴力
主要角色和群众演员人太多中间配角断层
天地万物朕赐给你才是你的朕不给你不能抢
改编水平较高人物关系复杂剧情基本合情合理
重阳夜披头散发家破人亡断子绝孙世纪之大悲情
琥珀药汁琉璃碗菊花提琴声起觉得非常非常的悲伤

悼念薄一波

以下《薄一波的肮脏灵魂和糜烂生活》,原题《肮脏灵魂和糜烂生活》,摘自「中共中央工交政治部《古田兵团》」与「冶金部机关《捍卫毛主席革命路线联合战斗团》」合编之《反革命修正主义分子薄一波罪行录》。

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